This is a test post. Of course we all know how awesome Devin is (most of you have already told your friends), but just how far is he willing to go to prove his awesomeness? Apparently, some would say, too far. Mega far. In fact, so far that most people will stare in disbelief and shout from the mountaintops, "Damn, that is really frickin far."
Now that, my literary challenged readers, is far. But he is awesome.
Yours truly,
Magnus Cocksure
Most trusted journalist in the Universe. And Detroit.
That's a bunch of bullshit. Ninjas don't eat flank steak. It weighs them down, thereby directly affecting their speed. It also gives them a duke belly, making it impossible to disappear into a puff of smoke. Have you ever seen a duke belly flank steak eating ninja disappear into a puff of smoke? I didn't think so. Duh.
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